Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
My cat is more internet famous than me at this point
i want one of those cute relationships where you spray whipped cream into each others ass holes and then eat it
Seeing your pictures around Tumblr makes me wish I had applied to one of the veterinary schools in Scotland tbh
Thanks I guess
So! This is Francois and he’ll be your mistress tonight! Finally allowed to share the first glimpse of the amazing Francois Sagat shoot I did, all dolled up as circe 1990’s Madonna for the Launch issue of Loverboy magazine. Keep checking back for updates on the official launch!
Greg, you bloody genius.
people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything
- BLACK = I would date you.
- GREEN = I think you’re cute.
- BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
- GREY = I wish you would notice me.
- PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
- TEAL = We have a lot in common.
- YELLOW = FUCK ME.
- ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
- BROWN = I don’t like you.
- PINK = I think you are unattractive.
- RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
- WHITE = MARRY ME.
- NONE: nobody likes you