Scottish. Gay. 24.

martininamerica:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

My cat is more internet famous than me at this point

j5h:

i want one of those cute relationships where you spray whipped cream into each others ass holes and then eat it

Rope (1948) dir. Alfred Hitchcock

(Source: filmsploitation)

tvfilmlife:

Ouch…

30 Rock Season 1

Liz Lemon’s future self if she stays in New York

(Source: tvfilmlife1)

Anonymous asked:

You're so cute, I can't stand it.

I’m really sorry

actiondan asked:

You have the BEST smile in that photo! I love it!

Dan :3

Anonymous asked:

Seeing your pictures around Tumblr makes me wish I had applied to one of the veterinary schools in Scotland tbh

Thanks I guess

gaymish:

alrightdarling:

So! This is Francois and he’ll be your mistress tonight! Finally allowed to share the first glimpse of the amazing Francois Sagat shoot I did, all dolled up as circe 1990’s Madonna for the Launch issue of Loverboy magazine. Keep checking back for updates on the official launch!

Greg, you bloody genius.

gaymish:

alrightdarling:

So! This is Francois and he’ll be your mistress tonight! Finally allowed to share the first glimpse of the amazing Francois Sagat shoot I did, all dolled up as circe 1990’s Madonna for the Launch issue of Loverboy magazine. Keep checking back for updates on the official launch!

Greg, you bloody genius.

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

imhereforthemen:

So…
I approve! 
(willcolbykettles)

I did a thing!

imhereforthemen:

So…

I approve! 

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I did a thing!

Anonymous asked:

u proper gay tho right?

Supergay

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is making me question my sexuality

It’s not my size :’(

It’s not my size :’(

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